We've all seen them, those impeccable family portraits.
Where everyone is not only looking in the same direction, but looking composed and not at all stressed.
In those portraits no one has their hand in their pants, or is picking their nose, or their brother's nose.
In those portraits no one farts,
or smells a fart,
or tries to smile through watering eyes
or denies having been the perpetrator of the fart.
Those quintessential photos seem as if the family is enjoying a typically candid moment, no one is killing anyone, but instead, relaxing in perfect harmony.
In order for you to be able to achieve the same success that we have had in this endeavor, I will pass along some tips that worked for us in taking the perfect family portrait.
1. I've always heard it said that when being photographed with
2. Think about your family members and their personalities... then devise a portrait theme that will allow their individuality to shine. After you've chosen the theme, the rest of your decisions become easier.... It is also said that in every family, "there's always one." I'd be interested to know if anyone could guess from looking at our family who that one is... I bet it would be difficult...
3. Shoot outdoors, natural light is most flattering. Late afternoon also works for adding warmth to your photos... unless that warmth is upwards of 100 degrees, and your photographer runs the risk of 3rd degree burns on his torso from laying on his belly to get a shot of you by the pool. Also, always keep your iPhone in your pocket, so you can have a reason other than your hair and clothes for your kids to NOT to push you in the pool.
4. Try having the kids sing a family favorite song, so that your mouths are open or closed at the same time, and you all appear to be happy and having a good time...
5. Have cash, and a stiff drink ready for the photographer and yourselves once it is all over.